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From: The Grasshopper

putos hijos de perra por mi pueden chingar su madre y meterse el dedo en el culo asi como se molestaron para tomar la foto en mi carro quiero que se tomen el tienpo para traducir esto putos gueros culeros , y si los vuelvo aver a el puto guero con su acura por mi barrio no saldra vivo de aqui putos hijos de perra.

Translation: We are children of dogs. We are able to have sex with our mother and put my finger in her ass because they were bothered to take the photo in my car. I want that they be taken the time to translate this because we're lazy. If I return and find their acura by my neighborhood children of dogs will kick your ass.

Response:
Thank you very much Mr. Grasshopper, We really didn't really need to know that your mother was a dog and that you have sexual encounters with her. Instead of having sexual relationships with your mother, perhaps you should instead focus on fixing up your vehicle (which ever that one might be).

- Joe King

From: Bordenhard

well thanks for putting my truck on ur website. atleast u guys can take good photos cuz now i have a phat picture on my wallpaper!!!!



Response:
No problem! We're happy to have been of service to ya.

- Joe King

From: William Greller

So I guess u don't have a life right? U don't have anything better to do? Please write back and tell me what the fuck is wrong with you.

Response:
Willam - We're not here to talk about our problems. We're here to talk about yours. We'd like to understand what drives people to molest their cars (no pun intended) and help them see the error of their ways. I can't help but wonder if people like yourself do this to make up for what they lack below the waist...

- Joe King

From: Snowbdrspl

Hey you dumb fuckers put a card on my window, i wouldnt put my car on the internet or im gonna sue the shit out of you because my car is sponsored. My sponors will strike big on dumbasses like yourselves.

If i see my car on here i will be pressing charges for failure to comply with you. I do not think it is right and if i see my car your gonna hear from me!!!

P.S. you guys are dumbasses


Response:
Gosh, we thought your sponsors would appreciate the fact that they're going to get more free advertising. We're awfully concerned about being sued for "failure to comply with you" as you so eloquently put it. In all honesty, we had no idea there was such a law. We certainly look forward to hearing more from such an articulate person as yourself!

- Joe King

From: Snowbdrspl

YO I wasnt trying to threaten you but if you dont like Hondas and Integras you dont have to be stupid and try to clown on other peoples cars. Just because you guys are broke ass people with shitty cars doesnt mean you can make fun of people who have better than you. I dont have a problem with you guys because my car deserves to be on the internet. I just think people like you need to get a LIFE. I surely do hope you guys post this letter up also.

Response:
First of all - we're equal opportunity offenders. We don't just pick on Hondas and Integras - we "clown" on every type of car that has been molested. There are other sites on the internet such as Rice Cop who only focus on asian cars. I find it incredibly funny that you think WE need to get a life. Think about how much time YOU spent molesting your car...

- Joe King

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